Now this would get me to go to a baseball game! The "Champion Dog" is the size of a baseball bat, and weighs in at over 1lb. Somewhere between 2000-3000 calories, it's got "shredded cheese, chili, sautéed onions, fries, jalapenos, sauce", and it's massive! For $26 though, it ought to be!

From: http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/7729422/rangers-ballpark-offers-1-pound-hot-dog-26

SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Can you imagine picking up a one-pound hot dog that's nearly two feet long, let alone eating the entire thing in one sitting?

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Check out this poster. Did you know there are 1,952 Craft Breweries in the USA? I didn't. That's a lot of breweries. That's a lot of beer! That's a lot of excuses to try different beers every time. My suggestion, get your buffalo wing on and get into em! It's made by a couple of designers who've got together and made a poster shop. They've got one for bacon too!

From: http://printfactry.com/

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Here's something interesting. Are you Australia's best competitive eater? If you think you're Australia's best, check it out!

http://www.competitiveeating.com.au/

Waffles are just so inconvenient. With them being square, light and rigid, they're just too difficult to eat on the run. That's why a clever bunch of food engineers in Europe came up with "The Wafflesicle". It's basically a mini-waffle that cooks onto a stick. Genius! Too bad they're about $700 euros each!

From: http://gizmodo.com/5575845/the-wafflesicle-maker-has-changed-breakfast-forever>

Forget everything you ever thought you knew about waffles. Because Lolly, a waffle maker that produces 9.4-inch waffle cones on a stick, has changed everything. Can I interest you in a wafflesicle? Of course I can.

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20 years ago, Vanilla Ice cranked out a hit that would transcend generations. I wonder if he knew then that 20 years later, he'd be pimping himself out doing beer commercials. No matter, I'm sure there were wheelbarrows of cash pushed in his general direction for this one!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crtmxaFPUaU

Castle Lite Ad Advert featuring Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby

... well I'm not 100% sure on the 9700 calories, but it does sound kinda catchy, right? Anyway, sweet ad, but you'd have to be pretty soft to need Eno after eating all that ;D

From: The internets

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Currywurst, the staple of late night drunken cuisine in Germany now has its own museum. Known as the “poor man's steak”, it's a fine concoction of usually a chopped up sausage, some chips, and a sauce comprising of pureed tomato sprinkled with curry powder. They sell these at a speed of 1,500/minute. That's a lot of sausages!

From: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,25940062-13762,00.html

AS German as the Brandenburg Gate, the nation's favourite snack, the curried sausage or "currywurst", has now got its own museum, a shrine to the saucy delicacy that has become a national treasure.

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Who would have thought Reddit would love bacon as much as we do! Turns out they've teamed up with Soapier and made a custom batch of Bacon Soap. How does one acquire such a fine bathroom edition? For a refreshing $9, you too can be the envy of every dog and raccoon in the neighborhood!

From: http://soapier.com/reddit_soap.htm

It comes in two different fragrances. Orange, well, Orangered, and... Well, we hope you’re sitting down. For those of you religious crazies who demanded a bacon soap... We have a bacon soap for you. That’s right, your favorite Alien comes in a bacon fragrance that is going to make you a fan of every dog, raccoon, and cannibal pig in your neighborhood. Oh, and the envy of every bacon fan you know! For you vegans, no actual bacon was used in the creation of this bar. For you meat eaters, each bar was made with 4 pounds of bacon*.

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Hey, everyone's gotta eat, even the guys driving the Google Maps Camera Vehicle. Too bad they didn't take a pic of their order!

From: http://maps.google.com/maps?view=map&gl=us&q=in-n-out...

And who could blame them, really? Non-West-coasters, you don't know what you're missing.

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Something tells me there's something not quite right with this vid....

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m82xeUNLPbM

Guy balances a 13 ft. ice cream down a crowded boardwalk.