Turkeys are hard to deal with. With all the fryer explosions and third degree burns associated with cooking the damn things, is it really worth the hassle? Here's an idea, why not just order in pizzas, and arrange them around one of these! Behold! The solution to all your high-pressure catering problems of Thanksgiving - The Inflatable Turkey. Who says getting a Turkey ready for thanksgiving is hard?

From: http://www.perpetualkid.com/inflatable-turkey.aspx

The parade is coming to a close and the big game is about to start! Turkey not ready? Now you can prepared with our Inflatable Turkey! Blow it up and toss one on your coffee table, place one in your dining room, or bring one into the office! Our Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious, you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away because this bird is strictly for show! Not recommended as an occupant façade in HOV restricted lanes. Each 16 inch long vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, conference table décor, or for batting around on a sunny day at the beach.

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Sure, elements in the periodic table might make up the fabric of our universe, but the elements in the periodic table of meat make up the fabric of flavour! Try making up some basic formulas, like the Bacon Double Cheeseburger (H2B), or the Turducken (ThReD). I can see a themed party menu coming up!

From: http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/scientific_bites_the_periodic.php

Bacon is the "meat of life". Without bacon, life on earth as we know it could not exist

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Every now and then I watch a youtube vid and throughout the entire movie I sit there thinking... wtf. This is one of those movies...

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIrB3k_teE

While I hadn't seen this one yet, apparently it's a bit of an all time classic! This is what $240 worth of pudding would look like. Less wiggling, more eating!

From: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bc8caeb743/240-worth-of-pudding-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

In their most memorable sketch, Barry and Levon purr seductively about their latest purchase: $240 worth of pudding

Pizza. It's not hard. That is unless you're one of these FAIL candidates. Here's how to royally screw up your pizza, just don't put it on a base!

From: The Internets

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'nuff said!

From: The Internets

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In an episode of the reality TV show, "Wife Swap", the wife clears out what looks to be a pretty damn tasty fridge. In the process, she goes to throw out the bacon, only to have the young boy tell her that "bacon is good for me".... and an Internet meme is born...

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA

Bacon is good for him, and you! Note: This video for educational purposes only

I've eaten some pretty hot chilli's in my time, but I don't think it comes anywhere near what this guy ate. He's apparently eating one of the world's hottest chilli's, the Bhut Jolokia pepper. Not only does he eat it, but he documents it for us to lol at... hahah... poor guy. Shame there's not a follow up vid of what happened later!

From: http://meview.metro.co.uk/Video.aspx?id=53732

Bacon. Serious business.

From: http://www.4chan.org

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One word says it all.......ARRRRRHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwel31DbE4s

The second of our Extreme movies. We had fun making it, I hope you enjoy watching it. The song is of course Deadly Sinners by 3 Inches of Blood. P.S. Yes I really set fire to my bowl.