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Bacon in a Can

You may have heard of the Cheeseburger in a Can, well hold onto your arteries everyone, because now there's Bacon in a Can! And best of all you can own your very own case of 12 "Bacon in a Can" for only $109.95! But wait, there's more! We'll even throw in a free heart attack. And if you call within the next 15 minutes, you'll get a free triple bypass! Act now. Stocks are limite..... UUUNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH

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Fully Cooked, Ready to Eat, 12 Cans per case, 40 to 50 slices per can. For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store! More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).

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Each can is 9 ounces of fully cooked and drained bacon. Between 2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. Each can is the highest quality fresh #1 bacon slices. Cured to our specifications, cooked and then hand wrapped, rolled and packed in the U.S.

We cook this bacon down for you prior to canning, so you won’t pay for all of the natural shrinkage that occurs whenever you cook bacon. Then we carefully drain all of the fat and liquid off and can it fresh so it will taste as good out of the can as it would right out of the refrigerator.

100% U.S. bacon!!

With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Take some with you when you go camping, hiking or hunting - keep a case in the boat, RV, cabin or anywhere that you may need to prepare a meal but don’t have refrigeration!!

Here’s what it looks like when it comes out of the can;

Comes out easy. Bacon stays together until you unroll it.

Ready to eat right out of the can or toss it in a pan to heat it up.

Bacon retains its sliced form and is easy to work with

You will be amazed that this came out of a can!!

100% US Bacon, packed in the US!!

Ingredients; Pork, Water, Salt, Sugar, Smoke Flavoring, Sodium Phosphates, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite

PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO TIGHTENING DEMAND, INCREASED COST AND DECREASING/LIMITED SUPPLY ON THIS CANNED BACON, THIS ITEM WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR ANY DISCOUNT/PROMOTION CODE


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