Don't know if you've seen these before or not.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2669292
Yesterday my flatmates and I created this, a house made only of meat.. Similar to a gingerbread house, but purely pork based. Vegetarians please look away now.. Here's the steps:
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Starting to lay the walls on a bed of breadcrumbs:
Building up the walls more:
We decided kebab sticks would be a good addition to hold it together during the cooking:
Creation of the lawn, (750g of sausage meat, seasoned with sage, and a load of food colouring):
Laying down the lawn, and starting the roof:
Adding the roof, streaky bacon of course:
A few more additions, some seasoning, a paprika car and a bird bath:
Oven time!
100 minute later:
Kebab stick removal, now everything inside is totally edible:
And that's it, meat house complete:
Ingredients:
~20 sausages
12 rashers of bacon
1kg of sausage meat
2/3 a packet of bread crumbs
= 5870 calories...
6 of us managed to complete about 75% of it in one sitting