For Fat Guys, going to the Food Court can be like a Muslim going to Mecca: it's overwhelming. That's why you need a game plan: Live Fat, Die Young,and Leave a Large-Looking Corpse!
From: http://www.nationallampoon.com/index.php/fat-guy-nation-a-trip-to-the-food-court
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