The Wendy's Super Nugget Super Challenge!

Burned some Mix CDs for the 4 hour ride to Jacksonville. My Favorite track

Momma Crowley sent Dennis with some travel treats to hold us over. Despite how amazing my mom's chocolate chip cookies are, I had to pass, knowing what lied merely 70 miles ahead.

The Wendy's Super Nugget Super Challenge!™ We devised numerous equations to determine the largest amount of chicken nuggets a non-obese human could consume. After numerous calculations, we finally agreed on an over/under of 27.5 nuggets. Listen... I have a B.A. in Quantum Nuggetry, while my brother graduated from Harvard's school of Nuggonomics. Trust us on this one.

There she is... 35 golden brown nuggets, ready for takeoff.

Aerial view of Mt. Nugginley.

My strategy was to align them like soldiers, five to a row. I knew I was in for a challenge when my tummy starting rumbling after 14.

30 second time out. Notice the arsenal of sauces, ready to assist the battle.

Listen for my subtle "wow" at the end. Completely overwhelmed at this point.

I started running out of steam around 20. Thought it might help if I broke formation, and arranged my baby nuggs into a house. Hey, that shit worked with my broccoli when I was like six.

Dinosaur roar!

2nd charged timeout. It got so bad that I could only eat them in tiny bites, swallowed like a pill with a huge sip of Coke. I almost booted right here. Rule 4 Article 2 clearly state that the nuggs cannot be puked-up within 90 minutes. So none of Syracuse University's women can participate. sorry.

Finish strong kids.

Threw in the towel at 26 nuggets. Only 1.5 nuggs short of the over/under mark, but still setting a high bar. A Wendy's Champion is born.